White coat. Heels.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
