at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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