We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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