no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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