I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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