i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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