yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The adults are the big ones right?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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