I showed him my bush... on skype.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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