is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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