I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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