this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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