So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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