Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
i've created a new STD.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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