stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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