yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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