i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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