Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize