My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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