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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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