I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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