I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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