There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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