he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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