why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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