Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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