Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
