I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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