Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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