In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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