She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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