after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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