i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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