Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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