OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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