I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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