Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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