he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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