If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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