it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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