And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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