I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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