I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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