You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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