To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize