Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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