craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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