the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
well, you know. whores of a feather.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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