I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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