We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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