I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
