"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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