can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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