My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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