Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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