youre lurking in front of me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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