Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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